Okay, I think writing jokes into a blog is not cool.
So I wont do it.
But I will mention a Link that makes me laugh at times

http://remington.twoday.net

Have a look on 08. December.
But some of the more recent entries are funny too.
(Except that witch bullshit)

BIG, VERY BIG Night out.
Excellent Line up in Postbahnhof, Starring Lexy and K-Paul, who were the reason to go in the first place.
It was like back to the 90ies. Big hall, Big stage, Big fancy video screens. Terrific tunes. I didn't know they produced so many tracks I know.
Gotta get them all!
Alex Under was on the turn tables before the masters, but he was very good,too -
A name to keep in mind.

To whom it may concern: No soccer match is worth missing out an event like this again;)

..certainly not to Australia :(
It's so mean to let them play Brasil, Croatia and even Japan are not too bad either.
AND. Germany. RIDICULOUS!!!!
Some bold people already said "we will win the cup" right after the drawings.
Sorry but BULLSHIT!!!!!
If the Aussies dont do it (....), I go for Cote d'Ivoir :D!

There is something that always makes electronic devices not last too long when they are in my possession. I guess I got some secret electric charge running through my finger tips.
Like I bought and returned to shop 4 ! MP3 Players within 3 Months.
Until I got a decent one. That could handle my slightly rough treatment.
Thomson Lyra rocks:)!!

Now. After 2hours of washing the mobile looked excitingly clean (like it did before).

For some reason I couldnt switch it on :)

There are no washing instructions sewed on mobile phones, but I guess one instruction is common sense:
DO NOT TUMBLE DRY.
(In fact, don't even wash it, but anyway)

So.Got a new one. An old one from my granddad. THANK YOU!!
A Siemens Outdoor One. YEYYYY.
SOMEthing makes me feel it's some kind of fate...
Let's see how that goes.

..cause u make me stoned..for a while..swallow in my mind....with your big whole...your black soul...

What happens if you put a mobile into a washing machine,
together with the jacket it was in...
and run it at 90°C?

(Apart from me going crazy..)

I will tell u soon as it's ready. Oh Lord. Good Times.

BTW Needless to say, you don't try to call or text me for now...

I guess I made it very clear that I'd love to import some of the Aussie culture
and just cool things about Australia.

Looks like other people think so too :)))

Been to that Lounge Bar last night.
Did not take long till two girls with yellow Australian like road signs on their black t-shirts caught my attention. What they did was funny to most of the folks but looked familiar to me, cause I know it from Sydney, from the HOME Club to be precise.

They offered everyone a 5minute neck massage for free - of course what lies beneath , they are pretty happy to receive some spare coins afterwards.
I got really excited by that little thing. I talked to one of the girls and she actually told me that she was working at some Wellness place and her boss had spent quite some time in Ozz.
I wonder if he got that from the HOME club,too :)
In fact, apart from the neck treat u could also get hand massages and even a whole make up at times. I just remember being somewhat confused when I first went to the HOME restrooms and saw a guy hanging around there, offering all that.

It's so simple but great.
I should start thinking about what cool thing I could import.
Apart from running around with a constant smile.

Jimmy in town!

Lucky him, from summer into the snow.
And back to summer after a week, even luckier.
Nice to have an Aussie around after such short time. They still are the coolest.

I wonder what is worth showing him after he's seen all that touristy stuff.
Apart from night clubs, there is nothing that can compete, it 's ridiculous.